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One of the strangest web sites I have ever seen!

I really do not know what to say about this one. I felt like a curious kid at the circus when I found this site. I hate to sound like my parents, but I am even more curious about these people's social circles when they are senior citizens. Do you wake up one day and decide that you are done beiing a freak? Or will there be special retirement communities for these folks?

http://modblog.bmezine.com/

This is the Way the World Ends

Ahem. Now if I were the one who made those circles, I would also choose to highlight Melo's very casually lifted wife beater that just happens to expose his sexy midriff, and of course his unnecessrily low waistline. Also, let's examine that bottle in his hand. It could be one of those newfangled plastic beer bottles they sell at ballgames and concerts and other places where they don't want shit jumping off with broken bottle daggers. Or, it could very well be a plastic bottle of booze, Popov Vodka anyone?

I have to say, as much as I personally like Melo as a player, this guy is a douche of epic proportions. This picture only seals in cement what anyone who has seen the Carmelo MTV Cribs (he had a painting in his house depicting himself as a bleeding Jesus Christ wearing full basketball garb) or his cowardly sucker punch last year against the Knicks already knew. Now he's rollin' with K-Fed, a couple of bobsie twins. POPOZAO!

This shit is cool

Take a close look at the camo!

Huck it!

In honor of the newborn Claudia Guay, I humbly offer my ignorant thoughts on baby fashion, as Ryan no doubt has more important fish to fry at the moment.

Well, things used to all olden and trippy like so. But that made the backs of baby's heads flat, and that was no good.

Also, peeps was like, gotdamn that shit heavy!

But the hippies still liked the groovy natural vibe, so it morphed into the below.



Now that chick looks pretty happy, but look at the kid! He's all fucked up in there! Anyone know the number for social services? I'm with you buddy, but somehow I think you'll look back and wish you were back in that brown pseudo-womb. Yummy.

Ah, now let's see. Oh yes.


I swear to god, this is a picture of MC Hammer's kid that he put on his blog. Those ain't Merrill's.

He got the Timbas on his toes, and this is how it goes.

And then, you know, insane people have babies too, and that is where serial killer come from.



I don't have any children myself, but sometimes you need a neutral voice to guide you through the insane things that parents do to their children. Congrats again Ryan!

Social police action.

Back to the real purpose of this blog. We need more ladies like this, she just nicely reminds this choad that he looks like an idiot, and maybe he should do us all a favor and pull up his freakin pants! She even lends a hand.